“The Hipster” is most often seen in line at the most obscure concession stands in the ballpark. The “out of the way” places where you can get a Tofu Dog and beer is $2.75 an ounce.
They arrive in the third inning via Uber and from the fifth inning on are constantly on their phone trying to arrange their return trip.
Threat Level To Dodger Fan: 1 star. They’re not sure what baseball is but they know it’s cool to be seen at the stadium and orange goes well with his green jacket. They pose no threat and are only mildly annoying. Avoid if allergic to pretentiousness … exposure to “The Hipster” could prove fatal should you possess such an allergy.